Cast
Adrienne Barbeau
Alice the Homeless Mom
Corbin Bernsen
Chief Spivak
Dick Van Patten
Santa Claus
Steve Monroe
Officer Calhoun
Cork Hubbert
Elf One
Alana Austin
Carla the Assistant
Joe Virzi
Trash Talking Teddy (voice)
Shelley Long
Molly Emerson
Brandon de Paul
Mike Emerson
Stacy Keach
Max the Biker
Amanda Pays
Doris Spivak
Martin Klebba
Elf Ranger Bob
Robert Hays
Bill Emerson
Paul Butcher
Brian Spivak
Sonny Carl Davis
Officer Buckley
Colton James
Marty the Hospital Teen