Trailer
Cast
Carl Ciarfalio
Thug #1
Hulk Hogan
Steele's Other Tag Team Member
Mason Gamble
McCluckey
Rick Cramer
Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist
Barry Bostwick
Norman Coleman
John Ales
Kabul
Carlos Lauchu
Slice
Curtis Armstrong
Pastry Chef
Clyde Kusatsu
Noggin
Diane Klimaszewski
Twin #1
Keith Campbell
Thug #2
Taylor Negron
Painter
Eddie Deezen
Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On
Roger Clinton Jr.
Agent Clinton
Fabio
Fabio
Downtown Julie Brown
Cigarette Girl
Charles Durning
The Director
Talisa Soto
Desiree More
Mr. T
Helicopter Pilot
Ray Charles
Busdriver
Elizabeth Kaitan
Helicopter Ticket Agent
Michael Berryman
Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask
Robert Culp
Businessman
Brad Garrett
Short Rancor Guard (Voice)
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Himself
Nicollette Sheridan
Veronique Ukrinsky
Andy Griffith
General Rancor
Stephanie Romanov
Victoria / Barbara Dahl
Robert Guillaume
Agent Steve Bishop
Joyce Brothers
Steele's Tag Team Member
Tina Arning
Dancer
Leslie Nielsen
Dick Steele
Esau McKnight
Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone
Alex Trebek
Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)
John Kassir
Rancor Guard at Intercom
Elaine Klimaszewski
Twin #2
Thuy Trang
Manicurist
Marcia Gay Harden
Miss Cheevus
Pat Morita
Brian, Waiter in Restaurant
Alexandra Paul
Woman in Murphy Bed
Elya Baskin
Professor Ukrinsky
Shari Shattuck
Stewardess
Katherine Moffat
Agent Moffat
Kelly Lange
Kelly Lange