Trailer
Cast
Eddie Deezen
Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On
John Ales
Kabul
Carlos Lauchu
Slice
Taylor Negron
Painter
John Kassir
Rancor Guard at Intercom
Roger Clinton Jr.
Agent Clinton
Curtis Armstrong
Pastry Chef
Clyde Kusatsu
Noggin
Elaine Klimaszewski
Twin #2
Tina Arning
Dancer
Downtown Julie Brown
Cigarette Girl
Stephanie Romanov
Victoria / Barbara Dahl
Talisa Soto
Desiree More
Ray Charles
Busdriver
Alexandra Paul
Woman in Murphy Bed
Mason Gamble
McCluckey
Fabio
Fabio
Diane Klimaszewski
Twin #1
Michael Berryman
Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask
Thuy Trang
Manicurist
Katherine Moffat
Agent Moffat
Robert Guillaume
Agent Steve Bishop
Esau McKnight
Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone
Leslie Nielsen
Dick Steele
Charles Durning
The Director
Andy Griffith
General Rancor
Elizabeth Kaitan
Helicopter Ticket Agent
Keith Campbell
Thug #2
Mr. T
Helicopter Pilot
Kelly Lange
Kelly Lange
Carl Ciarfalio
Thug #1
Joyce Brothers
Steele's Tag Team Member
Hulk Hogan
Steele's Other Tag Team Member
Rick Cramer
Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Himself
Pat Morita
Brian, Waiter in Restaurant
Robert Culp
Businessman
Brad Garrett
Short Rancor Guard (Voice)
Shari Shattuck
Stewardess
Elya Baskin
Professor Ukrinsky
Nicollette Sheridan
Veronique Ukrinsky
Marcia Gay Harden
Miss Cheevus
Barry Bostwick
Norman Coleman
Alex Trebek
Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)