Cast
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Aaron Joseph
Quincy
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Stevie Vallance
Erma
Chris Turner
Bobby
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
Myles Ferguson
Johnny
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
George Josef
Chef
Charles Andre
Medic
Cylk Cozart
Barry
David Jacox
Bicyclist
Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Richard Leacock
Walter
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
Stuart Davidson
Kid
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Rick Pearce
Doorman