Cast
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
Myles Ferguson
Johnny
Cylk Cozart
Barry
Rick Pearce
Doorman
Aaron Joseph
Quincy
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Stevie Vallance
Erma
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Charles Andre
Medic
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Richard Leacock
Walter
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
Chris Turner
Bobby
David Jacox
Bicyclist
Stuart Davidson
Kid
George Josef
Chef