Cast
Charles Martin Smith
Hotel Clerk
Corey Burton
Narrator (voice)
David Kagen
Gun Salesman
Sally Kellerman
Natasha Fatale
John Calvin
Harve
Rance Howard
Polygraph Man
Andrea Martin
Toots
Christopher Neame
Fearless Leader
Joanna Lipari
Maid
Larry Cedar
Mr. X / Willie
Arye Gross
Bellhop
Jim Cummings
Microchip Narrator (voice)
John Candy
Kalishak
John Voldstad
Passerby
Dan Bradley
Cop
Paxton Whitehead
Anton / Kreeger Paulovitch
Sid Haig
Colonel Gorda
John Travolta
Self
James Gleason
Taxi Driver
Vance Colvig Jr.
One-Eyed Man
J. Jay Saunders
Agent Dan
Dave Thomas
Boris Badunov
Alex Rocco
Sheldon Kaufman
Anthony Newley
Sal Manelli
June Foray
Autograph Woman