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Henry Gibson
Ralph Tyler
Stephen Guarino
Gilbert Blakely
Martin Mull
Wayne Simonelli
Bill Raymond
Ernie Whirly
Damon Williams
National Guardsman
Rusty De Wees
Local Cop
Erik Jensen
Todd Franklin
Sean Nelson
Phil Robbins
Richard Nixon
Self (archive footage)
Jay R. Ferguson
Isaac Hoskins
Jonathan Brandis
Casey Pedersen
Lucas Ford
Johnny Kenston
Robert F. Kennedy
Self (archive footage)
Tiffany Adams
Carmella
Meredith Monroe
Judy Woods
Matt Salinger
Professor Jeff Griggs
Jay Michael Ferguson
Col. Mike Newman
Jonathan M. Woodward
Charlie Kerrigan
Martin Luther King Jr.
Self (archive footage)
Fred Willard
Frank Woods
Danica McKellar
Pam Hatch
Mike Kraft
Newsman
James Kisicki
Detective
Sascha Stanton Craven
Bill Clark
Charlie Finn
Jim 'Hairball' Morton
Marin Hinkle
Helen Kerrigan