Trailer
Cast
Meggie Maddock
Nugget Prostitute (uncredited)
Luke Wilson
Danny
Harvey Keitel
Smiley
Danny Trejo
Cicero
Nick Swardson
Nelly Patch
John Farley
Roscoe (uncredited)
Richard Beal
Town Cowboy (uncredited)
Saginaw Grant
Screaming Eagle
Norm Macdonald
Nugget Customer
Lauren Poole
Ford's Theater Performer #2
Taylor Lautner
Lil Pete
Jon Lovitz
Grant
Whitney Cummings
Susannah
David Spade
General George Custer
Chris Parnell
Bank Manager
Jonathan Loughran
Rifleman
Stephen Eiland
Fainting Man
Steve Zahn
Clem
Dana Goodman
Beaver Breath
Blake Clark
Gulch Sheriff
Julia Vera
Esmerelda
Ricardo Andres
Sober Bar Patron (uncredited)
Jetto Dorsainville
Rattlers Gulch Man (uncredited)
Jorge Garcia
Herm
Rob Schneider
Ramon
Blake Shelton
Wyatt Earp
Rodger Larance
Townsman (uncredited)
J. Nathan Simmons
Citizen of Rattler's Gulch (uncredited)
King Orba
Nugget Bouncer #2
Chris Kattan
John Wilkes Booth
Catharine E. Jones
Betty Dunson
Gonzalo Robles
Guard (uncredited)
Julia Jones
Smoking Fox
Jared Sandler
Babyface Patch
Jackie Sandler
Never Wears Bra
Chris Titone
Beefer
Alan Humphrey
Cowboy (uncredited)
Steve Buscemi
Doc Griffin
John Turturro
Abner Doubleday
Ryan Happy
Train Robber #1
Robin Leach
Herm (voice)
Terry Crews
Chico
Sadie Sandler
Dancing Kid #1
J.D. Donaruma
JD
Vanilla Ice
Mark Twain
Sarah Minnich
Woman Bank Customer
Clint Obenchain
Sheriff's Deputy (uncredited)
Will Forte
Will Patch
Tim Herlihy
Nugget Bartender
Sunny Sandler
Dancing Kid #2
Kenneth Ruthardt
Raging Bear
James Ning
QI
Lavell Crawford
Gus Patch
Dan Patrick
Abe Lincoln
Dan Bulla
Dr. Chubb
Tina Parker
Mary Todd Lincoln
Alex Knight
Ford's Theater Performer #1
Martin Palmer
Gambler (uncredited)
Adam Sandler
Tommy
Nick Nolte
Frank Stockburn