Cast
Abigail Remaley
Self - Narrator
Don Sahlin
Self (archive footage)
Jessica McKenna
Floyd Pepper / El Sleezo Patron
Elaine Carroll
The Swedish Chef
Lucas Ross
Self - Banjo Supervision
Nina West
Miss Piggy
David Dastmalchian
Gonzo the Great
Colton Dunn
Rowlf the Dog / Balloon Vendor
Janet Varney
Janice
Oscar Montoya
Doglion / Miss Tracy
Jim Henson
Self (archive footage)
Jerry Juhl
Self (archive footage)
Kimia Behpoornia
Camilla the Chicken / El Sleezo Tough
Alex Song-Xia
Robin the Frog / El Sleezo Waiter
Griffin Newman
Max
Mark Gagliardi
Statler / Mad Man Mooney
Katie Marovitch
Beaker / Insolent Waiter
Anna Garcia
Sweetums
Scott Passarella
Self - Pianist
Bobby Moynihan
Doc Hopper
Hal Lublin
Waldorf / Ice Cream Vendor
Ross Bryant
Scooter / Professor Krassman
Sam Reich
Sam Eagle / Fair Emcee / Lew Lord
Nina Concepción
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Bernie the Agent
Ruha Taslimi
Lew Zealand / El Sleezo Waitress
Paul F. Tompkins
Fozzie Bear
Marc Evan Jackson
Kermit the Frog
Zach Reino
Dr. Teeth / El Sleezo Owner
Frank Oz
Self (archive footage)