The Grand Knockout Tournament

Tom Jones as Self Michael Palin as Self Mel Smith as Self Anthony Andrews as Self Ben Cross as Self George Lazenby as Self Hal Linden as Self Jackie Stewart as Self Les Dawson as Self John Cleese as Self Gary Lineker as Self Jennifer O'Neill as Self Su Pollard as Self Anne, Princess Royal as Self Jenny Agutter as Self Margot Kidder as Self Kevin Kline as Self Christopher Reeve as Self Prince Edward, Duke of Edinburgh as Self Andrew Mountbatten Windsor as Self Cliff Richard as Self Jane Seymour as Self Pamela Stephenson as Self Barbara Windsor as Lady Knock of Alton Paul Daniels as Chief Judge Sheena Easton as Self Meat Loaf as Self Toyah Willcox as Self Michael Brandon as Self Sarah Ferguson as Self Prince Richard, Duke of Gloucester as Self Rowan Atkinson as Lord Knock of Alton Nicholas Lyndhurst as Self Helen Shaver as Self John Travolta as Self