Cast
Kevin McDonald
Guppy Calzone
Carol Arthur
Mama Calzone
Carlos Alazraqui
Tony "Flock You" Montana
Jerry Lambert
Professor
Sonya Eddy
Bank Clerk
Irwin Keyes
Tracy Dick
Jerry Douglas
Freedie Green
John LaMotta
Maitre D'
Rodney Dangerfield
The Rodfather
Lou Ferrigno
Bugsy
Jay Lacopo
Studio Executive
Lisa London
Busty Secretary
Dom Irrera
Self
Terry Ray
Waiter
Don Pardo
Self
Bob Hoge
Sunny Calzone
Perry Stephens
Father O'Connell
Keith Coogan
Clumsy Student
Barbara Crampton
Goldy
Bobbie Brown
Sonny's Babe
Debra Christofferson
Writer
David DeLuise
Gaffer
Pat Crawford Brown
Toenail Lady
Fabiana Udenio
Don Na
Paul Greenberg
Frito Calzone
Craig Barnett
Mr. President