Cast
Jay Lacopo
Studio Executive
Terry Ray
Waiter
David DeLuise
Gaffer
Carol Arthur
Mama Calzone
Bob Hoge
Sunny Calzone
Paul Greenberg
Frito Calzone
Perry Stephens
Father O'Connell
John LaMotta
Maitre D'
Pat Crawford Brown
Toenail Lady
Fabiana Udenio
Don Na
Sonya Eddy
Bank Clerk
Craig Barnett
Mr. President
Rodney Dangerfield
The Rodfather
Lou Ferrigno
Bugsy
Barbara Crampton
Goldy
Lisa London
Busty Secretary
Kevin McDonald
Guppy Calzone
Irwin Keyes
Tracy Dick
Jerry Lambert
Professor
Jerry Douglas
Freedie Green
Debra Christofferson
Writer
Carlos Alazraqui
Tony "Flock You" Montana
Don Pardo
Self
Keith Coogan
Clumsy Student
Bobbie Brown
Sonny's Babe
Dom Irrera
Self