Cast
Lizette Carrión
Lizette Carrion
Heather Donahue
Heather Donahue
Pete Gardner
Announcer
Nicolas Surovy
Mr. Spelman
Christina Hendricks
Audrey Drummond
Christopher Lloyd
Doc Powers
Shane Johnson
Timothy Wilkison
Sharif Atkins
Joe Royal
Dwayne L. Barnes
Stuff
John Byner
Ed Wynn
Dylan Baker
The Colonel
John de Lancie
Vaughn Clay
Katie Maguire
Businesswoman
Robyn Pedretti
Potential Miss Eve
Pat Healy
Burlingame
Elaine Hendrix
Fleur Soap Announcer
Victor McCay
Ibsen Director
John Vickery
Jane Lynch
Miss Rush
Dakin Matthews
David O'Donnell
George
Susan Yeagley
Nelle (Miss Eve #1)
Dylan Haggerty
Technical Director
Gildart Jackson
Clive
Molly Ringwald
Marion Powers
Lisa Darr
Tony Devon
Alvin Connors
Doug Wax
Vaughn Clay's Assistant
Austin Tichenor
Tesman
Larry Vigus
Old Gold Executive