Ted

Jessica Stroup as Tracy Chris Cox as Guy #2 Olivia Jordan as Party Guest (uncredited) Norah Jones as Norah Jones Chanty Sok as Angelique Tara Strong as Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited) Patrick Stewart as Narrator (voice) Alex Borstein as John's Mom Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn Sam J. Jones as Sam Jones Melissa Ordway as Michelle Chris Everett as Wife Ryan Reynolds as Jared (uncredited) Robert Wu as Asian Man "Ming" Robin Hamilton as Female Newscaster Alexandra Creteau as Club Patron (uncredited) Ginger Gonzaga as Gina Eric Weinstein as Stagehand Bill Smitrovich as Frank Kristina Ellery as Heavenly Tom Skerritt as Tom Skerritt Patrick Warburton as Guy Joel McHale as Rex Laura Vandervoort as Tanya Seth MacFarlane as Ted (voice) Matt Walsh as Thomas Sarah Fischer as Sauvignon Blanc Marky Mark as John Bennett Ralph Garman as John's Dad Aedin Mincks as Robert Henry Penzi as Partygoer (Ted's Buddy) Mike Henry as Southern Newscaster John Viener as Alix Giovanni Ribisi as Donny Josh Duvendeck as Guy #1 Mila Kunis as Lori Collins Colton Shires as Teenage John Ted Danson as Ted Danson (uncredited) John Franchi as Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)

Eddie Braun Stunts Mickey Giacomazzi Stunts Regis Harrington Stunts Seth MacFarlane Director, Producer, Screenplay, Story Michael Barrett Director of Photography Eric A. Norris Sound Effects Editor Jørgen Klubien Storyboard Artist Debra McGuire Costume Design Phil Culotta Stunts Sean Graham Stunts Kevin Scott Stunts Anna Behlmer Sound Re-Recording Mixer Steve Budd Animation Luci Romberg Stunts Jill Brown Stunts, Stunt Double Eddie Yansick Stunts Crystal Dalman Stunts Bryce Burke Stunts Anthony "Ace" Thomas Choreographer Scott Stuber Producer Scott Rogers Stunt Coordinator, Second Unit Director Alec Sulkin Screenplay Wellesley Wild Screenplay Jason Clark Producer