Cast
Mark Jordon
Hooligan
John Benfield
Contestant
Bob Geldof
Harry 'Flash' Gordon
Mel Smith
Billy Evans
P.H. Moriarty
Mike the Throat
Tony Scott
Danny
John Salthouse
Guest Commentator
John Turner
Car Repossessor
Jude Alderson
Girl
James Marcus
DC Fleming
Alison Steadman
Doreen
Kate Hardie
Sue
Ian Dury
Teddy Bryant
Ray Winstone
Timmy
Ron Cook
'The Wasp'
Stephen Churchett
TV Announcer
Alfred Molina
DC Rogers
Albie Woodington
Paul
Alun Armstrong
Blackpool Police Sergeant
Ted Lowe
Commentator - Himself
Prunella Gee
Interviewer
Eric Richard
Poker Player
Phil Daniels
Terry
Kenny Ireland
TV Director
John Blundell
Terry's Friend