Cast
Julie Anne Prescott
Vampire
Ron Jeremy
Crackwood Pastor
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert
Lloyd Kaufman
Adolph Hitler
Roberto Lombardi
Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man
Edward X. Young
Whitman
Yelena Sabel
Crack Whore
Happy Goldsplatt
Theater patron
Genoveva Rossi
Gen
Justin Silverman
Big Boss / Slick Meister
Andrew W.K.
Theater Voice
Alessandra Ameen
Jo Anna Van Thuyne
Isaac Williams
Hotel Caretaker
Lemmy Kilmister
Self