Trailer
Cast
Ryan Stiles
'Mailman' Farnham
Marc Shaiman
Piano Player
William O'Leary
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Don Luce
Paramedic
Heidi Swedberg
Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Kelly Connell
Air Controller
Cylk Cozart
Drill Sergeant #1
Christopher J. Keene
Drill Sergeant #2
Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley
Valeria Golino
Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane
Cary Elwes
Kent Gregory
Tony Lorea
Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart
Charlie Sheen
Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman
Elston Ridgle
Boxer #1
Don Lake
Doctor
Pat Proft
Lawrence Lipps
Kevin Dunn
Lt. Commander Block
Jon Cryer
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach
Kristy Swanson
Kowalski
Marie Thomas-Foster
Francine
Lloyd Bridges
Admiral Benson
Tony Simotes
Ambulance Driver
Christopher Doyle
Conspiratorial Crewman
Annie O'Donnell
Amish Woman
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Wilson
Bill Irwin
Buzz Harley
Bruce A. Young
'Red' Herring
Ryan Cutrona
Captain Margolis
Jimmy Lennon Jr.
Ring Announcer
Eugene Greytak
Pope John Paul II