Distribution
John Scurti
Sheriff
Caitlin FitzGerald
Bank Teller
Victoria Clark
Teacher
Adam Sietz
Morty
Mario Cantone
The Director
Larry Holmes
The Judge
Livia Scott
Nun
Emmanuel Yarborough
Janitor
Tom DiNardo
Older Hillbilly
Stephanie Gatschet
Wife
Ted Ferguson
Joke-Telling Priest
John D'Leo
Vienna Sausage Boy
Diane Neal
Nancy
Adam Ferrara
Dr. Feelgood
David Thornton
Little Johnny's Dad
Doua Moua
Wing Thai
Lindsey E. Vuolo
Self
Emily Donahoe
Sue
Robert Klein
The CEO
Stylist B.
Tarnishe'D Silva
Sam Oz Stone
Little Johnny
Brandy Moon
Big Boob Blonde
John Lavelle
The Writer
Jeanine Hill
Nude Auditioner / Vienna Sausage Girl
Bryan Fitzgerald
Auditioner #1
Christopher Meloni
The Producer
Cyndi Lauper
Little Johnny's Mom
Lyndsey Anderson
Sexy Bartender
Bianca Del Rio
Drag Queen