Cast
Tina O'Brien
Maid of Tonga
Debra Stephenson
Alice Fitzwarren
Amanda Barrie
Queen of Tonga
Kevin Bishop
Dick Whittington
Vanessa Feltz
Mrs. Fitzwarren
James Fleet
Alderman Fitzwarren
Lee Mack
Idle Jack
Paul Merton
The Captain
Karl Hughes
Rat
Julian Clary
Chris the Cat
Harry Hill
The Painter
Myleene Klass
Herself (as Hear'Say)
Richard Wilson
Sally the Cook
Jessica Hynes
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
Mark Williams
King Rat
Noel Sullivan
Himself (as Hear'Say)
Sanjeev Bhaskar
The Mayor