Cast
Paul Merton
The Captain
Myleene Klass
Herself (as Hear'Say)
Noel Sullivan
Himself (as Hear'Say)
Julian Clary
Chris the Cat
Tina O'Brien
Maid of Tonga
Richard Wilson
Sally the Cook
Sanjeev Bhaskar
The Mayor
Kevin Bishop
Dick Whittington
James Fleet
Alderman Fitzwarren
Debra Stephenson
Alice Fitzwarren
Jessica Hynes
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
Mark Williams
King Rat
Amanda Barrie
Queen of Tonga
Lee Mack
Idle Jack
Karl Hughes
Rat
Vanessa Feltz
Mrs. Fitzwarren
Harry Hill
The Painter