Cast
Kevin Bishop
Dick Whittington
Debra Stephenson
Alice Fitzwarren
Myleene Klass
Herself (as Hear'Say)
Sanjeev Bhaskar
The Mayor
Vanessa Feltz
Mrs. Fitzwarren
Harry Hill
The Painter
Tina O'Brien
Maid of Tonga
Jessica Hynes
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
Noel Sullivan
Himself (as Hear'Say)
Amanda Barrie
Queen of Tonga
Lee Mack
Idle Jack
Paul Merton
The Captain
Mark Williams
King Rat
Richard Wilson
Sally the Cook
Julian Clary
Chris the Cat
James Fleet
Alderman Fitzwarren
Karl Hughes
Rat