Cast
Vanessa Feltz
Mrs. Fitzwarren
Mark Williams
King Rat
Richard Wilson
Sally the Cook
Noel Sullivan
Himself (as Hear'Say)
Kevin Bishop
Dick Whittington
Julian Clary
Chris the Cat
Debra Stephenson
Alice Fitzwarren
Myleene Klass
Herself (as Hear'Say)
James Fleet
Alderman Fitzwarren
Paul Merton
The Captain
Karl Hughes
Rat
Sanjeev Bhaskar
The Mayor
Harry Hill
The Painter
Lee Mack
Idle Jack
Tina O'Brien
Maid of Tonga
Jessica Hynes
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
Amanda Barrie
Queen of Tonga