Cast
Ronald Fraser
Walter Dodd
Bernard Cribbins
Squirts McGinty
Wilfrid Brambell
Phineas
Melvyn Hayes
Willy
Grégoire Aslan
Lorenzo
Joseph O'Conor
Father Septimus
Arnold Ridley
Arnold Ridley
Patricia Laffan
Lady Florence
Barbara Windsor
"Brother" Bikini
Davy Kaye
Specs
Alister Williamson
Superintendent Mungo
Francesca Annis
June
Corin Redgrave
Brother Lucius
Russell Waters
Ship's Chandler