Cast
Jim Dale
Christopher Columbus
Maureen Lipman
Countess Esmeralda
Julian Clary
Don Juan Diego
Duncan Duff
Inquisitor 2
Michael Hobbs
Inquisitor 6
Su Douglas
Countess Joanna
Lynda Baron
Meg
Alexei Sayle
Achmed
Nigel Planer
The Wazir
Nej Adamson
Fayid
Selva Rasalingam
Abdullah
Bernard Cribbins
Mordecai Mendoza
Leslie Phillips
King Ferdinand
Daniel Peacock
Tonto the Torch
Harold Berens
Cecil the Torturer
Peter Pedrero
Native Warrior Guard (uncredited)
Jon Pertwee
Duke of Costa Brava
Charles Fleischer
Pontiac
June Whitfield
Queen Isabella
Rebecca Lacey
Chiquita
Sara Stockbridge
Nina the Model
Larry Miller
The Chief
Richard Wilson
Don Juan Felipe
Allan Corduner
Sam
Don Henderson
The Bosun
Jonathan Tafler
Inquisitor 3
Peter Gilmore
Governor of the Canaries
Peter Richardson
Bart Columbus
Jack Douglas
Marco the Cereal Killer
James Faulkner
Torquemada
Tony Slattery
Baba the Messenger
Chris Langham
Hubba
Rik Mayall
The Sultan
Sara Crowe
Fatima
Holly Aird
Maria
Keith Allen
Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner
Martin Clunes
Martin
Burt Kwouk
Wang