Cast
Nej Adamson
Fayid
Peter Gilmore
Governor of the Canaries
Sara Crowe
Fatima
Allan Corduner
Sam
Chris Langham
Hubba
Duncan Duff
Inquisitor 2
Selva Rasalingam
Abdullah
Peter Pedrero
Native Warrior Guard (uncredited)
Jim Dale
Christopher Columbus
June Whitfield
Queen Isabella
Martin Clunes
Martin
Su Douglas
Countess Joanna
Peter Richardson
Bart Columbus
Rebecca Lacey
Chiquita
Daniel Peacock
Tonto the Torch
Leslie Phillips
King Ferdinand
Richard Wilson
Don Juan Felipe
James Faulkner
Torquemada
Sara Stockbridge
Nina the Model
Maureen Lipman
Countess Esmeralda
Charles Fleischer
Pontiac
Larry Miller
The Chief
Nigel Planer
The Wazir
Julian Clary
Don Juan Diego
Jack Douglas
Marco the Cereal Killer
Don Henderson
The Bosun
Bernard Cribbins
Mordecai Mendoza
Keith Allen
Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner
Jon Pertwee
Duke of Costa Brava
Jonathan Tafler
Inquisitor 3
Michael Hobbs
Inquisitor 6
Alexei Sayle
Achmed
Holly Aird
Maria
Tony Slattery
Baba the Messenger
Lynda Baron
Meg
Harold Berens
Cecil the Torturer
Rik Mayall
The Sultan
Burt Kwouk
Wang