Cast
Jim Dale
Christopher Columbus
Alexei Sayle
Achmed
Rik Mayall
The Sultan
Leslie Phillips
King Ferdinand
Martin Clunes
Martin
Lynda Baron
Meg
Holly Aird
Maria
Burt Kwouk
Wang
Michael Hobbs
Inquisitor 6
Nej Adamson
Fayid
Richard Wilson
Don Juan Felipe
Daniel Peacock
Tonto the Torch
Duncan Duff
Inquisitor 2
Selva Rasalingam
Abdullah
Peter Pedrero
Native Warrior Guard (uncredited)
Charles Fleischer
Pontiac
Nigel Planer
The Wazir
Rebecca Lacey
Chiquita
Chris Langham
Hubba
Sara Stockbridge
Nina the Model
Jack Douglas
Marco the Cereal Killer
James Faulkner
Torquemada
Don Henderson
The Bosun
Larry Miller
The Chief
June Whitfield
Queen Isabella
Sara Crowe
Fatima
Jonathan Tafler
Inquisitor 3
Maureen Lipman
Countess Esmeralda
Julian Clary
Don Juan Diego
Jon Pertwee
Duke of Costa Brava
Bernard Cribbins
Mordecai Mendoza
Su Douglas
Countess Joanna
Harold Berens
Cecil the Torturer
Peter Gilmore
Governor of the Canaries
Tony Slattery
Baba the Messenger
Peter Richardson
Bart Columbus
Keith Allen
Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner
Allan Corduner
Sam