Cast
Michael Hobbs
Inquisitor 6
Maureen Lipman
Countess Esmeralda
Leslie Phillips
King Ferdinand
Richard Wilson
Don Juan Felipe
Allan Corduner
Sam
James Faulkner
Torquemada
Rebecca Lacey
Chiquita
Daniel Peacock
Tonto the Torch
Alexei Sayle
Achmed
Martin Clunes
Martin
Jon Pertwee
Duke of Costa Brava
Lynda Baron
Meg
Peter Gilmore
Governor of the Canaries
Jim Dale
Christopher Columbus
Bernard Cribbins
Mordecai Mendoza
Larry Miller
The Chief
June Whitfield
Queen Isabella
Holly Aird
Maria
Keith Allen
Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner
Burt Kwouk
Wang
Duncan Duff
Inquisitor 2
Sara Stockbridge
Nina the Model
Jonathan Tafler
Inquisitor 3
Don Henderson
The Bosun
Su Douglas
Countess Joanna
Rik Mayall
The Sultan
Charles Fleischer
Pontiac
Nigel Planer
The Wazir
Julian Clary
Don Juan Diego
Chris Langham
Hubba
Harold Berens
Cecil the Torturer
Peter Richardson
Bart Columbus
Jack Douglas
Marco the Cereal Killer
Nej Adamson
Fayid
Selva Rasalingam
Abdullah
Peter Pedrero
Native Warrior Guard (uncredited)
Sara Crowe
Fatima
Tony Slattery
Baba the Messenger