Cast
Alexei Sayle
Achmed
June Whitfield
Queen Isabella
Julian Clary
Don Juan Diego
Sara Crowe
Fatima
Richard Wilson
Don Juan Felipe
Jim Dale
Christopher Columbus
Charles Fleischer
Pontiac
Leslie Phillips
King Ferdinand
James Faulkner
Torquemada
Jon Pertwee
Duke of Costa Brava
Chris Langham
Hubba
Jonathan Tafler
Inquisitor 3
Lynda Baron
Meg
Nej Adamson
Fayid
Selva Rasalingam
Abdullah
Don Henderson
The Bosun
Tony Slattery
Baba the Messenger
Peter Pedrero
Native Warrior Guard (uncredited)
Allan Corduner
Sam
Maureen Lipman
Countess Esmeralda
Martin Clunes
Martin
Jack Douglas
Marco the Cereal Killer
Bernard Cribbins
Mordecai Mendoza
Rik Mayall
The Sultan
Larry Miller
The Chief
Daniel Peacock
Tonto the Torch
Su Douglas
Countess Joanna
Peter Richardson
Bart Columbus
Holly Aird
Maria
Keith Allen
Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner
Rebecca Lacey
Chiquita
Sara Stockbridge
Nina the Model
Harold Berens
Cecil the Torturer
Nigel Planer
The Wazir
Burt Kwouk
Wang
Duncan Duff
Inquisitor 2
Michael Hobbs
Inquisitor 6
Peter Gilmore
Governor of the Canaries