Trailer
Cast
David Hasselhoff
The Designer
Kelvin Payton
Glad Hand
Terrance Zdunich
Lucifer
Emilie Autumn
June / The Painted Doll
Lyndon Smith
Cora
Bill Moseley
The Magician
Marc Senter
The Scorpion
Barry Bostwick
The Watchword
Sarah Power
Lady of Virtue
J. LaRose
The Major
Danny Worsnop
The Smith
Adam Pascal
The Agent
Kristina Klebe
Geraldine / His Lady of Virtue
Carla Harvey
Lock / The Rosy Bayonettes
Chantal Claret
Translator Batez
Chanel Monroe
Workhorse
Tech N9ne
The Librarian
Nivek Ogre
The Twin
Brea Grant
Click / The Rosy Bayonettes
Maddisyn Carter
Heaven's Denizen
Briana Evigan
Ms. Merrywood
Ted Neeley
The Publicist
Dayton Callie
The Ticket Keeper
Natalie Hauck
Applicant (as Natalie Castillo)
Jimmy Urine
Translator Bentz
Paul Sorvino
God
Joe Page
Lost Soul
Sydney Ozerov-Meyer
Workhorse