Cast
Joseph McKenna
Fabulous Hoplite
Julian Firth
The Misery Kid
Johnny Shannon
Saltzman
Carmen Ejogo
Carmen
Eddie O'Connell
Colin, Photographer / Narrator
Anita Morris
Dido Lament
Ronald Fraser
Amberley Drove
Ray Davies
Arthur, Colin's Dad
Graham Fletcher-Cook
Wizard
Bruce Payne
Flikker
Alan Freeman
Call-Me-Cobber
Lionel Blair
Harry Charms
Gary Beadle
Johnny Wonder
Bruno Tonioli
Maltese Lodger
Jess Conrad
Cappuccino Man
Peter-Hugo Daly
Vern (as Peter Hugo-Daly)
Sylvia Syms
Cynthia Eve
David Bowie
Vendice Partners
Steven Berkoff
The Fanatic
Edward Tudor-Pole
Ed the Ted (as Tenpole Tudor)
Paul Rhys
Dean Swift
Robbie Coltrane
Mario
Irene Handl
Mrs Larkin
Mandy Rice-Davies
Flora, Colin's Mum
Colin Jeavons
Pamphleteer
Sandie Shaw
Baby Boom's Mother
Eve Ferret
Big Jill
Sade
Athene Duncannon (as Sade Adu)
Zoot Money
Chez Nobody Barman (as G.B. (Zoot) Money)
Chua Kah Joo
Dancer
Slim Gaillard
Party Singer
Eric Sykes
Arcade Attendant (uncredited)
Patsy Kensit
Suzette
James Fox
Henley of Mayfair, Dressmaker to the Queen
Tony Hippolyte
Mr. Cool