
Jean-Philippe
What if Johnny had never existed...
A bourgeois office drone whose raison d'être is the music of French rocker Johnny Hallyday awakens one day in an alternate universe where the famed musician never recorded a single song. When he’s not at the office dutifully plugging-away, Fabrice lives a deadly dull life.
Cast

Olivier Gueritée
Laurent

Barbara Schulz
Gabrielle

Quentin Ogier
Groom

Lise Lamétrie
Passerby

Liliane Briand
Lady in Nightclub (uncredited)

Sabine Crossen
Nurse (uncredited)

Guillaume Delaunay
(uncredited)

Élodie Bollée
Laura / Marion

Benoît Poelvoorde
Bernard Frédéric, double of Claude François

Christian Pereira
Michel, colleague of Fabrice

Carlo Nell
Old bearded man from the pub

Philippe Rigot
Passerby

Eric Averlant
Philou

Joanna Theobalds
Lady in Nightclub (uncredited)

Sophie Cattani
Jennifer

Julia Vidit
Police woman

Xavier Bonastre

Johnny Hallyday
Jean-Philippe Smet / Self

Antoine Duléry
Chris Summer / Christian Saumon

Christine Paolini
Edith

Laurent Berthet
Policeman

Michèle Ernou
Bohemian woman

Blandine Pélissier
Principal of the elementary school

Éléonore Bernheim
Casting assistant

Jeanne Herry
Bride

Fabrice Luchini
Fabrice / Self

Jackie Berroyer
Marion's physics teacher

Jean-Claude Camus
Self, Chris Summer's producer

Antoine Stip
Denis Loman

Denis Braccini
Jean-Paul

Laeticia Hallyday
Karaoke spectator (uncredited)

Evymoon
Self - Singer in courtyard (uncredited)

Gigi Ledron
(uncredited)

Dominique Thomas
Pyrotechnician

Caroline Cellier
Caroline

Francis Coffinet
Missonnier

Emilie de Preissac
Marion's friend

Junior Rondinaud
Young breaker

Jacky Nercessian
Teacher

Christine Bonnard
Nurse

Bob Martet
Annoying customer

Guilaine Londez
Babette

Christophe Rouzaud
Neighbor at the pub

Jean-Baptiste Puech
Seller

François Toumarkine
Homeless man in the square

Jean-Pascal Abribat
Production assistant