What a Mess!
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Cast
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Anatoly Kalmykov
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Lyudmila Velikaya
Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Aleksei Buldakov
Elena Bushueva
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President
Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)
Boris Smorchkov
General
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Nina Alisova
Meloman
Aleksey Yakubov
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Gennadiy Matveev
General
Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)
Lyudmila Larionova
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Marina Golub
Pyotr Merkuryev
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Nonna Mordyukova
registry office employee
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)
Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Vladimir Gusev
General