What a Mess!
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Cast
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Marina Golub
Pyotr Merkuryev
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Lyudmila Larionova
Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Vladimir Gusev
General
Anatoly Kalmykov
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Gennadiy Matveev
General
Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father
Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)
Nonna Mordyukova
registry office employee
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Aleksey Yakubov
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Elena Bushueva
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President
Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Lyudmila Velikaya
Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Boris Smorchkov
General
Nina Alisova
Meloman
Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman
Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Aleksei Buldakov
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov