What a Mess!
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Cast
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)
Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Vladimir Gusev
General
Boris Smorchkov
General
Marina Golub
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Nonna Mordyukova
registry office employee
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Nina Alisova
Meloman
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)
Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Pyotr Merkuryev
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President
Elena Bushueva
Lyudmila Velikaya
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Aleksey Yakubov
Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Gennadiy Matveev
General
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Anatoly Kalmykov
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Lyudmila Larionova
Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Aleksei Buldakov