
The Three Kings
The made-for-TV film stars Jack Warden, Lou Diamond Phillips and Stan Shaw as three patients in a Los Angeles-area mental institution. Dressed as the Three Wise Men for a Christmas pageant, the trio is suddenly struck with the delusion that they are really their Biblical counterparts on a quest to find the Baby Jesus. As TV cameras grind away, the three ersatz Kings surreptitiously ride out of the gates of the asylum—on camels—and into the mean streets of LA. As the story draws to its conclusion, the three escapees find themselves providing a Christmas miracle (but not in the form of rap) for a group of homeless people on the outskirts of the city.
Cast

Jane Kaczmarek
Dr. Paula Bolet

Lou Diamond Phillips
Tag

Kavi Raz
Falafel Stand Worker

Jerry Houser

Joey Aresco

Pepe Serna
Alex Sweetwood

Stan Shaw
Paul

Aaron Mendelsohn
Trendy Boy

Mike Pniewski

Jack Warden
David

Michael Paul Chan
Second Cop

Frank Corsentino
Roselli

Art LaFleur
Police Officer

Charles Nelson Reilly
Clerk

Rick Lenz

Sheldon Feldner

Leilani Sarelle

Tomás Goros
Hispanic Husband

Phil Rubenstein

Tiana Alexandra
Jan DuLong

Vic Tayback
Harold

H. Richard Greene

Bruce Marchiano
Father at Church

Tori Spelling
Girl at Falafel Stand

Ashley Bank
Little Girl

Brian Lando
Little Boy