Trailer
Cast
Rob Schneider
Ramon
Steve Zahn
Clem
Danny Trejo
Cicero
Chris Parnell
Bank Manager
James Ning
QI
Tina Parker
Mary Todd Lincoln
Martin Palmer
Gambler (uncredited)
Nick Nolte
Frank Stockburn
Jared Sandler
Babyface Patch
Whitney Cummings
Susannah
Steve Buscemi
Doc Griffin
King Orba
Nugget Bouncer #2
John Farley
Roscoe (uncredited)
Will Forte
Will Patch
Blake Shelton
Wyatt Earp
Vanilla Ice
Mark Twain
Jon Lovitz
Grant
Jackie Sandler
Never Wears Bra
Chris Kattan
John Wilkes Booth
Robin Leach
Herm (voice)
Alan Humphrey
Cowboy (uncredited)
Rodger Larance
Townsman (uncredited)
Meggie Maddock
Nugget Prostitute (uncredited)
Stephen Eiland
Fainting Man
Ricardo Andres
Sober Bar Patron (uncredited)
Nick Swardson
Nelly Patch
Blake Clark
Gulch Sheriff
David Spade
General George Custer
Sunny Sandler
Dancing Kid #2
Kenneth Ruthardt
Raging Bear
J.D. Donaruma
JD
Dan Patrick
Abe Lincoln
Tim Herlihy
Nugget Bartender
Sadie Sandler
Dancing Kid #1
Terry Crews
Chico
Taylor Lautner
Lil Pete
Chris Titone
Beefer
Ryan Happy
Train Robber #1
Luke Wilson
Danny
Jonathan Loughran
Rifleman
Richard Beal
Town Cowboy (uncredited)
J. Nathan Simmons
Citizen of Rattler's Gulch (uncredited)
Adam Sandler
Tommy
John Turturro
Abner Doubleday
Catharine E. Jones
Betty Dunson
Alex Knight
Ford's Theater Performer #1
Jorge Garcia
Herm
Lavell Crawford
Gus Patch
Lauren Poole
Ford's Theater Performer #2
Gonzalo Robles
Guard (uncredited)
Harvey Keitel
Smiley
Julia Jones
Smoking Fox
Dana Goodman
Beaver Breath
Norm Macdonald
Nugget Customer
Julia Vera
Esmerelda
Sarah Minnich
Woman Bank Customer
Saginaw Grant
Screaming Eagle
Clint Obenchain
Sheriff's Deputy (uncredited)
Dan Bulla
Dr. Chubb
Jetto Dorsainville
Rattlers Gulch Man (uncredited)