The Naked Truth
Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.
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Cast
Robert Sacchi
Gesundheim II
Robert Caso
Frank I / Ethel
Little Richard
Airborne Mustard Lover
Bubba Smith
The Cop
Donna Baltron
Miss Cuba
Maureen Flaherty
Miss Romania
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The Stewardess
David Birney
Fed. #2
Natasha Pavlovich
Miss Bolivia
Richard Gautier
The Bartender
Lou Ferrigno
Fed. #1
Erik Estrada
Gonzales
Andrea Parker
Miss France
Kelly Fine
Miss Iraq
Kevin Schon
Frank II / Mirabelle
Yvonne De Carlo
Mrs. Hess
Norman Fell
The Dentist
Shelley Michelle
Miss Honduras
Brian Thompson
Bruno
Shannon Tweed
The First Class Stewardess
Cindy Ambuehl
Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl)
Courtney Gibbs
Misty Blue / Joanne
Ted Lange
The Flower Peddler
Herb Edelman
Rupert Hess
Alex Cord
Herskovitz
Spice Williams-Crosby
Sam
M. Emmet Walsh
Garcia / Gesundheim
John Vernon
Von Bulo
Billy Barty
The Bell Boy