The Naked Truth
Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.
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Cast
Kevin Schon
Frank II / Mirabelle
Courtney Gibbs
Misty Blue / Joanne
M. Emmet Walsh
Garcia / Gesundheim
Norman Fell
The Dentist
Donna Baltron
Miss Cuba
David Birney
Fed. #2
Erik Estrada
Gonzales
Shelley Michelle
Miss Honduras
Billy Barty
The Bell Boy
Maureen Flaherty
Miss Romania
Andrea Parker
Miss France
Little Richard
Airborne Mustard Lover
Shannon Tweed
The First Class Stewardess
Ted Lange
The Flower Peddler
Robert Sacchi
Gesundheim II
Kelly Fine
Miss Iraq
Brian Thompson
Bruno
John Vernon
Von Bulo
Alex Cord
Herskovitz
Yvonne De Carlo
Mrs. Hess
Richard Gautier
The Bartender
Spice Williams-Crosby
Sam
Natasha Pavlovich
Miss Bolivia
Robert Caso
Frank I / Ethel
Herb Edelman
Rupert Hess
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The Stewardess
Lou Ferrigno
Fed. #1
Bubba Smith
The Cop
Cindy Ambuehl
Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl)