Cast
Dennis Waterman
Albert Goldthorpe
Edward Peel
James Nugent
Tony Martin
Dan Frawley
Wayne Pygram
Albie Rosenfeldt
Allan Surtees
George the Barman
Ian Gilmour
Steamship Official
Philip Quast
Bluey Burdon
Clarissa Kaye-Mason
Mrs. Messenger
Charlotte Mitchell
Mrs Oaks
Jim Carter
Arthur Hughes
John Bird
Jupes
Chris Haywood
James Giltinan
Phil Davis
Young Reporter
Frank Taylor
Falthorpe
Vic Rooney
John Jackson
Kim Knuckey
Ticket Inspector