Ted & Venus
An immaculate obsession...
Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
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Cast
Mik Scriba
Prison Guard
Cassandra Peterson
Lisa
Victor Talmadge
Orderly
Clint Allen
Patient #3
Rob Moran
Patient #2
Tony Genaro
Bailiff
Pamella D'Pella
Gloria
Brian Thompson
Herb
Martin Mull
Ted's Attorney
Roberta Wallach
District Attorney
Pat McCormick
Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend
Gena Rowlands
Mrs. Turner
Bud Cort
Ted Whitley
Woody Harrelson
Homeless Vietnam Veteran
Timothy Leary
Judge William H. Converse
Peter Koch
Cop #1
Carol Kane
Colette
Craig Ng
Prisoner #2
Norma Maldonado
Cop #5
Tracy Reiner
Shelly
Zoe Cassavetes
Waitress with Attitude
Rhea Perlman
Grace
Lily Mariye
Rose
John Blyth Barrymore
Patient #1
Pat Ast
Women's Group #2
Tricia O'Neil
Judge Katherine Notch
Andrea Martin
Bag Lady
Stefanos Miltsakakis
Prisoner #1
Vincent Schiavelli
Publisher
James Brolin
Max Waters
Arleen Sorkin
Marcia
Lady Rowlands
Linda's Grandmother
Bettye Ackerman
Poetry Award Presenter