Ted & Venus
An immaculate obsession...
Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
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Cast
Stefanos Miltsakakis
Prisoner #1
Woody Harrelson
Homeless Vietnam Veteran
Martin Mull
Ted's Attorney
John Blyth Barrymore
Patient #1
Clint Allen
Patient #3
Carol Kane
Colette
Pamella D'Pella
Gloria
Pat McCormick
Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend
Bettye Ackerman
Poetry Award Presenter
Norma Maldonado
Cop #5
Bud Cort
Ted Whitley
James Brolin
Max Waters
Cassandra Peterson
Lisa
Zoe Cassavetes
Waitress with Attitude
Mik Scriba
Prison Guard
Tricia O'Neil
Judge Katherine Notch
Arleen Sorkin
Marcia
Lily Mariye
Rose
Peter Koch
Cop #1
Tony Genaro
Bailiff
Rob Moran
Patient #2
Andrea Martin
Bag Lady
Gena Rowlands
Mrs. Turner
Rhea Perlman
Grace
Roberta Wallach
District Attorney
Tracy Reiner
Shelly
Lady Rowlands
Linda's Grandmother
Victor Talmadge
Orderly
Pat Ast
Women's Group #2
Craig Ng
Prisoner #2
Brian Thompson
Herb
Timothy Leary
Judge William H. Converse
Vincent Schiavelli
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