Ted

Sarah Fischer as Sauvignon Blanc Olivia Jordan as Party Guest (uncredited) Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn Alex Borstein as John's Mom Chris Cox as Guy #2 Patrick Stewart as Narrator (voice) Robert Wu as Asian Man "Ming" Henry Penzi as Partygoer (Ted's Buddy) Giovanni Ribisi as Donny Matt Walsh as Thomas Ted Danson as Ted Danson (uncredited) Tom Skerritt as Tom Skerritt Laura Vandervoort as Tanya Chris Everett as Wife John Franchi as Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited) Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett Josh Duvendeck as Guy #1 Tara Strong as Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited) Seth MacFarlane as Ted (voice) Joel McHale as Rex Bill Smitrovich as Frank Norah Jones as Norah Jones Alexandra Creteau as Club Patron (uncredited) Colton Shires as Teenage John Kristina Ellery as Heavenly Ginger Gonzaga as Gina Jessica Stroup as Tracy Chanty Sok as Angelique Ryan Reynolds as Jared (uncredited) Patrick Warburton as Guy Mike Henry as Southern Newscaster Mila Kunis as Lori Collins Aedin Mincks as Robert Ralph Garman as John's Dad Melissa Ordway as Michelle Eric Weinstein as Stagehand Robin Hamilton as Female Newscaster Sam J. Jones as Sam Jones John Viener as Alix

Bryce Burke Stunts Phil Culotta Stunts Jason Clark Producer Debra McGuire Costume Design Crystal Dalman Stunts Eddie Braun Stunts Anthony "Ace" Thomas Choreographer Scott Rogers Stunt Coordinator, Second Unit Director Sean Graham Stunts Steve Budd Animation Michael Barrett Director of Photography Luci Romberg Stunts Eddie Yansick Stunts Alec Sulkin Screenplay Kevin Scott Stunts Eric A. Norris Sound Effects Editor Seth MacFarlane Screenplay, Director, Story, Producer Regis Harrington Stunts Mickey Giacomazzi Stunts Anna Behlmer Sound Re-Recording Mixer Jørgen Klubien Storyboard Artist Scott Stuber Producer Wellesley Wild Screenplay Jill Brown Stunts, Stunt Double