Cast
Richard Leacock
Walter
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
Stuart Davidson
Kid
Chris Turner
Bobby
George Josef
Chef
Rick Pearce
Doorman
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Aaron Joseph
Quincy
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
David Jacox
Bicyclist
Charles Andre
Medic
Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Cylk Cozart
Barry
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Stevie Vallance
Erma
Myles Ferguson
Johnny
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.