Cast
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Rick Pearce
Doorman
Myles Ferguson
Johnny
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
Stuart Davidson
Kid
Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Cylk Cozart
Barry
Aaron Joseph
Quincy
Richard Leacock
Walter
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Stevie Vallance
Erma
George Josef
Chef
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
Charles Andre
Medic
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
David Jacox
Bicyclist
Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
Chris Turner
Bobby