Trailer
Cast
Kent Kasper
Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)
Aaron Takahashi
Japanese Tourist (uncredited)
Lennie Loftin
Chief of Police
Jack Plotnick
Steve Marmella
Floyd Van Buskirk
Proctologist
Mary Birdsong
Deputy Cherisha Kimball
Niecy Nash
Deputy Raineesha Williams
Kathryn Fiore
Cheyenne the Helicopter Model
Michael Ian Black
Ron of Ron's Tattoo
Thomas Lennon
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Dave Holmes
Persnickety Desk Worker
Kevin Allison
Tattoo Victim
David Veach
Dangle's "Body Double"
Paul Reubens
Sir Terrence
Jill-Michele Meleán
Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)
Ian Roberts
Captain Rogers, DHS
Michael Showalter
Paul
Dwayne Johnson
Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)
Jaime Zevallos
Police Officer (uncredited)
Alejandra Gutierrez
Miss Acapulco
Patton Oswalt
Jeff Spoder
Toby Huss
Glen the Desk Clerk
Marisa Petroro
Drug Lord's Girlfriend
Mindy Sterling
Spoder's Mom
Jason Bartley
Mansion Gunman (uncredited)
Carlos Alazraqui
Deputy James Garcia
Todd Holoubek
Tattooed Guy
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Deputy Clementine Johnson
Chris Tallman
Alligator Expert
David Wain
Breen the Plumber
Eric Price
Wrestling Referee
Alyssa LeBlanc
Stripper (uncredited)
David Koechner
Sheriff of Aspen
Kerri Kenney
Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Tracy Dali
Bike Cop (uncredited)
Rico Devereaux
Smoking Cop (uncredited)
Danny DeVito
District Attorney
Irina Voronina
Russian Model
Steve Little
Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Brandon Molale
Kevlar Guy
Michael Patrick Jann
Tattoo Shop Owner #1
Ken Marino
Deaf Tattoo Artist
Matthew Budds
Clapping Cop
Cathy Shim
Spring Break Dream Girl
Kyle Dunnigan
Drug Lord's First Hostage
Nick Swardson
Terry
Oscar Nuñez
Jose Jose Jose
JT Mollner
Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)
Jason Williams
Police Officer (uncredited)
Cedric Yarbrough
Deputy S. Jones
Paul Rudd
Ethan the Drug Lord
Theresa Joy
Roller Babe (uncredited)
J.P. Manoux
Naked Armenian (uncredited)
Robert Ben Garant
Deputy Travis Junior
Brian T. Finney
Decontamination Guy
Joe Lo Truglio
Tattoo Shop Owner #2