Trailer
Cast
Kyle Dunnigan
Drug Lord's First Hostage
Irina Voronina
Russian Model
Steve Little
Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Carlos Alazraqui
Deputy James Garcia
David Koechner
Sheriff of Aspen
Cathy Shim
Spring Break Dream Girl
Nick Swardson
Terry
Oscar Nuñez
Jose Jose Jose
Jason Williams
Police Officer (uncredited)
Lennie Loftin
Chief of Police
Danny DeVito
District Attorney
JT Mollner
Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)
Cedric Yarbrough
Deputy S. Jones
Alejandra Gutierrez
Miss Acapulco
Kevin Allison
Tattoo Victim
Ian Roberts
Captain Rogers, DHS
Paul Rudd
Ethan the Drug Lord
Ken Marino
Deaf Tattoo Artist
Michael Ian Black
Ron of Ron's Tattoo
Floyd Van Buskirk
Proctologist
Kent Kasper
Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)
Jaime Zevallos
Police Officer (uncredited)
Dave Holmes
Persnickety Desk Worker
Jason Bartley
Mansion Gunman (uncredited)
Kathryn Fiore
Cheyenne the Helicopter Model
Patton Oswalt
Jeff Spoder
Tracy Dali
Bike Cop (uncredited)
Dwayne Johnson
Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)
David Veach
Dangle's "Body Double"
Brandon Molale
Kevlar Guy
Toby Huss
Glen the Desk Clerk
Marisa Petroro
Drug Lord's Girlfriend
Eric Price
Wrestling Referee
Aaron Takahashi
Japanese Tourist (uncredited)
Michael Showalter
Paul
Paul Reubens
Sir Terrence
Jill-Michele Meleán
Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)
Chris Tallman
Alligator Expert
David Wain
Breen the Plumber
Thomas Lennon
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Michael Patrick Jann
Tattoo Shop Owner #1
Rico Devereaux
Smoking Cop (uncredited)
Theresa Joy
Roller Babe (uncredited)
Alyssa LeBlanc
Stripper (uncredited)
Joe Lo Truglio
Tattoo Shop Owner #2
Mindy Sterling
Spoder's Mom
Jack Plotnick
Steve Marmella
Mary Birdsong
Deputy Cherisha Kimball
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Deputy Clementine Johnson
Brian T. Finney
Decontamination Guy
J.P. Manoux
Naked Armenian (uncredited)
Kerri Kenney
Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Niecy Nash
Deputy Raineesha Williams
Todd Holoubek
Tattooed Guy
Matthew Budds
Clapping Cop
Robert Ben Garant
Deputy Travis Junior