Trailer
Cast
Paul Reubens
Sir Terrence
Jack Plotnick
Steve Marmella
Dave Holmes
Persnickety Desk Worker
Eric Price
Wrestling Referee
Michael Ian Black
Ron of Ron's Tattoo
Alyssa LeBlanc
Stripper (uncredited)
Cedric Yarbrough
Deputy S. Jones
Thomas Lennon
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Irina Voronina
Russian Model
Mary Birdsong
Deputy Cherisha Kimball
Robert Ben Garant
Deputy Travis Junior
Dwayne Johnson
Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)
JT Mollner
Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)
Kathryn Fiore
Cheyenne the Helicopter Model
Kyle Dunnigan
Drug Lord's First Hostage
Tracy Dali
Bike Cop (uncredited)
Theresa Joy
Roller Babe (uncredited)
Danny DeVito
District Attorney
Cathy Shim
Spring Break Dream Girl
Lennie Loftin
Chief of Police
Alejandra Gutierrez
Miss Acapulco
Jason Bartley
Mansion Gunman (uncredited)
Carlos Alazraqui
Deputy James Garcia
Michael Showalter
Paul
J.P. Manoux
Naked Armenian (uncredited)
Jaime Zevallos
Police Officer (uncredited)
David Koechner
Sheriff of Aspen
Paul Rudd
Ethan the Drug Lord
Brian T. Finney
Decontamination Guy
Kent Kasper
Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)
Kerri Kenney
Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Patton Oswalt
Jeff Spoder
Toby Huss
Glen the Desk Clerk
Marisa Petroro
Drug Lord's Girlfriend
David Wain
Breen the Plumber
Todd Holoubek
Tattooed Guy
Joe Lo Truglio
Tattoo Shop Owner #2
David Veach
Dangle's "Body Double"
Brandon Molale
Kevlar Guy
Ken Marino
Deaf Tattoo Artist
Floyd Van Buskirk
Proctologist
Jill-Michele Meleán
Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)
Niecy Nash
Deputy Raineesha Williams
Oscar Nuñez
Jose Jose Jose
Rico Devereaux
Smoking Cop (uncredited)
Chris Tallman
Alligator Expert
Nick Swardson
Terry
Steve Little
Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Aaron Takahashi
Japanese Tourist (uncredited)
Ian Roberts
Captain Rogers, DHS
Michael Patrick Jann
Tattoo Shop Owner #1
Matthew Budds
Clapping Cop
Jason Williams
Police Officer (uncredited)
Mindy Sterling
Spoder's Mom
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Deputy Clementine Johnson
Kevin Allison
Tattoo Victim