Rabbit Test

Billy Crystal as Lionel Carpenter Joan Prather as Segoynia Savaka Alex Rocco as Sergeant Danny Bonhoff Doris Roberts as Mrs. Carpenter Billy Barty as Lester Warren Burton as First Secret Service Man William Callaway as Intern Hamilton Camp as Misha Patience Cleveland as First Dancing Lady Imogene Coca as Madam Marie Jane Connell as Anthropologist Charles Cooper as Second Presidential Aide Valerie Curtin as Pashima Keene Curtis as Dr. Julius Lasse-Braun Francis De Sales as Cardinal Fay DeWitt as Mrs. Stockard Richard Deacon as First Newscaster Barry Dennen as Mad Bomber Peter Elbling as Monya Norman Fell as Segoynia's Father Fannie Flagg as The President's Wife Jack Fletcher as The Pope Alice Ghostley as Nurse Tumm George Gobel as The President of the U.S. Rosey Grier as Taxi Driver Michael Keaton as Sailor Susan Krebs as Mother James Lashly as Man in Crowd Hap Lawrence as Soldier Paul Lynde as Dr. Roger Vidal Peter Marshall as Self Murray Matheson as Dr. Mario Lowell Roddy McDowall as Gypsy Grandmother / Dr. D & C Fishbine Jed Mills as Air Force Aide Shelley Morrison as Mrs. Borzoni Sheree North as Mystery Lady Paul Pepper as Reporter Henry Polic II as Tito Tom Poston as Minister Charlotte Rae as Cousin Claire Ron Rifkin as Dr. Briscoe Joan Rivers as Second Nurse Sab Shimono as Chinese Leader Mary Steelsmith as Melody Carpenter Linda Thompson as Girl on Bus Jimmie Walker as Umbuto John Welsh as Army Aide Dick Yarmy as First Presidential Aide Carmen Zapata as Madam Nundi Susanne Zenor as Mother of Triplets Vincent Di Paolo as Swat Team Officer (uncredited) Larry Gelman as Stand-Up Comic (uncredited) Melissa Rivers as Little Girl (uncredited) Charles Pierce as The Queen of England

Joan Rivers Director Joan Rivers Writer Lucien Ballard Director of Photography Donfeld Costume Supervisor