Meet the Spartans

Nicole Parker as Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton Jessica Heap as Spartan Woman's Friend (uncredited) Tim Connolly as Spartan Soldier (uncredited) Crista Flanagan as Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like Ken Davitian as Xerxes Jareb Dauplaise as Dilio Nick Steele as K-Fed Look-A-Like Martin Klebba as Happy Feet (uncredited) John Di Domenico as Donald Trump Look-A-Like Carmen Electra as Queen Margo Diedrich Bader as Traitoro Method Man as Persian Emissary Jim Piddock as Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like Belinda Waymouth as Twiggy Look-A-Like Nate Haden as Ryan Seacrest Look-A-Like Kevin Sorbo as Hauptmann Phil Morris as Messenger Hunter Clary as Leo, Jr. Emily Wilson as Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like Dean Cochran as Rocky Balboa / Rambo Travis Van Winkle as Sonio Robin Atkin Downes as Narrator (uncredited) Sean Maguire as Leonidas Jim Nieb as President Bush Look-A-Like Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet Lauren Walsh as Pretty Girl Tiffany Haddish as Urban Girl

Sandra Lee Gimpel Stunts Nicole Randall Stunt Double Christopher Lennertz Original Music Composer Aaron Seltzer Producer, Director, Writer Peter Safran Producer Keith Adams Stunt Coordinator Jane Oshita Stunts Jason Friedberg Producer, Director, Writer Jen Wall Production Supervisor Owl Martin Dwyer Set Dresser Arnon Milchan Executive Producer Helena Barrett Stunt Double Dane Farwell Stunt Double Dave Jordan Music Supervisor