Meet the Spartans

Travis Van Winkle as Sonio Sean Maguire as Leonidas Carmen Electra as Queen Margo Ken Davitian as Xerxes Kevin Sorbo as Hauptmann Diedrich Bader as Traitoro Method Man as Persian Emissary Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet Lauren Walsh as Pretty Girl Tiffany Haddish as Urban Girl Jareb Dauplaise as Dilio Phil Morris as Messenger Jim Piddock as Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like Nicole Parker as Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton Crista Flanagan as Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like Hunter Clary as Leo, Jr. Emily Wilson as Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like John Di Domenico as Donald Trump Look-A-Like Belinda Waymouth as Twiggy Look-A-Like Nick Steele as K-Fed Look-A-Like Jim Nieb as President Bush Look-A-Like Dean Cochran as Rocky Balboa / Rambo Nate Haden as Ryan Seacrest Look-A-Like Jessica Heap as Spartan Woman's Friend (uncredited) Tim Connolly as Spartan Soldier (uncredited) Robin Atkin Downes as Narrator (uncredited) Martin Klebba as Happy Feet (uncredited)

Arnon Milchan Executive Producer Jason Friedberg Producer Peter Safran Producer Aaron Seltzer Producer Dane Farwell Stunt Double Helena Barrett Stunt Double Nicole Randall Stunt Double Sandra Lee Gimpel Stunts Dave Jordan Music Supervisor Jen Wall Production Supervisor Owl Martin Dwyer Set Dresser Keith Adams Stunt Coordinator Jason Friedberg Director Aaron Seltzer Director Jason Friedberg Writer Aaron Seltzer Writer Christopher Lennertz Original Music Composer Jane Oshita Stunts