Jane Austen's Mafia!
See it early. Avoid the mob.
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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Cast
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player
Pat Harvey
Newscaster
Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey
Joe Viterelli
Clamato
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
James Costa
Immigration Thug
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Jason Davis
Geno
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)