Jane Austen's Mafia!
See it early. Avoid the mob.
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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Cast
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
Jason Davis
Geno
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
James Costa
Immigration Thug
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini
Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Pat Harvey
Newscaster
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Joe Viterelli
Clamato
Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni
Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey