Jane Austen's Mafia!
See it early. Avoid the mob.
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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Cast
Jason Davis
Geno
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Joe Viterelli
Clamato
Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Pat Harvey
Newscaster
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey
Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
James Costa
Immigration Thug
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini
Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein