
How I Got Into College
A horror story so intense, so barbaric, so frightening it will have you running for your local army recruiter.
High school senior Marlon Bowne is smitten with overachieving classmate Jessica Kailo. But, if he wants to have a shot with her, he'll have to find a way to get into Ramsey College, Jessica's top choice of schools. It won't be easy, since the college is highly selective and Marlon's grades are hardly impressive. That means the lovelorn teen will have to find a way to score high on the SATs and win over the college admissions committee.
Director Savage Steve Holland
Cast

Micole Mercurio
Betty Kailo

Anthony Edwards
Kip Hammett

Corey Parker
Marlon Browne

Philip Baker Hall
Dean Patterson

Phill Lewis
Earnest Boy

Rebecca Ferratti
Game Show Hostess

Tichina Arnold
Vera Cook

O-Lan Jones
Sally O'Connor

Diane Franklin
Sharon Browne

Larry Spinak
Startled Boy

Dan Schneider
Pessimistic Boy (uncredited)

Robert Ridgely
George Kailo

Lara Flynn Boyle
Jessica Kailo

Dee Booher
Herself

Charles Rocket
Leo Whitman

Nora Dunn
Francine Bauer, SAT Coach

Phil Hartman
Bennedict, SAT Coach

Stella Hall
Woman with Lasso

Brian Doyle-Murray
Coach Evans

Bill Henderson
Detroit High School Coach

Bruce Wagner
A

Lisa Fuller
Game Show Hostess

Curtis Armstrong
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter (uncredited)

Hope Marie Carlton
Game Show Hostess

Gary Owens
Sports Announcer

Susan Krebs
Mrs. Wyler, Guidance Councilor

Tom Kenny
B

Bob Eubanks
Himself

Adam Silbar
Phillip Jellinak, Jr.

Edward Mehler
Astonished Boy

Richard Steven Horvitz
Young Energizer

Finn Carter
Nina Sachie

Bill Raymond
Flutter

Taylor Negron
Mailman

Juliet Sorci
Kiddie Koral Girl #2

Fran Bennett
Mrs. Cook

Marlene Warfield
Librarian

Gregg Binkley
Egghead

Christopher Rydell
Oliver

Nicolas Coster
Dr. Phillip Jellinak, Sr.

Richard Jenkins
Bill Browne