
How I Got Into College
A horror story so intense, so barbaric, so frightening it will have you running for your local army recruiter.
High school senior Marlon Bowne is smitten with overachieving classmate Jessica Kailo. But, if he wants to have a shot with her, he'll have to find a way to get into Ramsey College, Jessica's top choice of schools. It won't be easy, since the college is highly selective and Marlon's grades are hardly impressive. That means the lovelorn teen will have to find a way to score high on the SATs and win over the college admissions committee.
Director Savage Steve Holland
Cast

Lisa Fuller
Game Show Hostess

Nora Dunn
Francine Bauer, SAT Coach

Stella Hall
Woman with Lasso

Micole Mercurio
Betty Kailo

Larry Spinak
Startled Boy

Tichina Arnold
Vera Cook

Bob Eubanks
Himself

Bruce Wagner
A

Tom Kenny
B

Fran Bennett
Mrs. Cook

O-Lan Jones
Sally O'Connor

Anthony Edwards
Kip Hammett

Gregg Binkley
Egghead

Finn Carter
Nina Sachie

Robert Ridgely
George Kailo

Curtis Armstrong
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter (uncredited)

Richard Jenkins
Bill Browne

Richard Steven Horvitz
Young Energizer

Bill Henderson
Detroit High School Coach

Taylor Negron
Mailman

Dee Booher
Herself

Dan Schneider
Pessimistic Boy (uncredited)

Rebecca Ferratti
Game Show Hostess

Bill Raymond
Flutter

Susan Krebs
Mrs. Wyler, Guidance Councilor

Adam Silbar
Phillip Jellinak, Jr.

Marlene Warfield
Librarian

Phill Lewis
Earnest Boy

Corey Parker
Marlon Browne

Lara Flynn Boyle
Jessica Kailo

Philip Baker Hall
Dean Patterson

Hope Marie Carlton
Game Show Hostess

Juliet Sorci
Kiddie Koral Girl #2

Diane Franklin
Sharon Browne

Charles Rocket
Leo Whitman

Christopher Rydell
Oliver

Gary Owens
Sports Announcer

Phil Hartman
Bennedict, SAT Coach

Edward Mehler
Astonished Boy

Brian Doyle-Murray
Coach Evans

Nicolas Coster
Dr. Phillip Jellinak, Sr.