
How I Got Into College
A horror story so intense, so barbaric, so frightening it will have you running for your local army recruiter.
High school senior Marlon Bowne is smitten with overachieving classmate Jessica Kailo. But, if he wants to have a shot with her, he'll have to find a way to get into Ramsey College, Jessica's top choice of schools. It won't be easy, since the college is highly selective and Marlon's grades are hardly impressive. That means the lovelorn teen will have to find a way to score high on the SATs and win over the college admissions committee.
Director Savage Steve Holland
Cast

Charles Rocket
Leo Whitman

Micole Mercurio
Betty Kailo

Phil Hartman
Bennedict, SAT Coach

Rebecca Ferratti
Game Show Hostess

Fran Bennett
Mrs. Cook

Bill Raymond
Flutter

Bill Henderson
Detroit High School Coach

Lara Flynn Boyle
Jessica Kailo

Larry Spinak
Startled Boy

Robert Ridgely
George Kailo

Richard Jenkins
Bill Browne

Gregg Binkley
Egghead

Corey Parker
Marlon Browne

O-Lan Jones
Sally O'Connor

Stella Hall
Woman with Lasso

Juliet Sorci
Kiddie Koral Girl #2

Lisa Fuller
Game Show Hostess

Tom Kenny
B

Nicolas Coster
Dr. Phillip Jellinak, Sr.

Christopher Rydell
Oliver

Dee Booher
Herself

Diane Franklin
Sharon Browne

Marlene Warfield
Librarian

Richard Steven Horvitz
Young Energizer

Brian Doyle-Murray
Coach Evans

Nora Dunn
Francine Bauer, SAT Coach

Hope Marie Carlton
Game Show Hostess

Bruce Wagner
A

Adam Silbar
Phillip Jellinak, Jr.

Edward Mehler
Astonished Boy

Finn Carter
Nina Sachie

Gary Owens
Sports Announcer

Tichina Arnold
Vera Cook

Taylor Negron
Mailman

Bob Eubanks
Himself

Susan Krebs
Mrs. Wyler, Guidance Councilor

Philip Baker Hall
Dean Patterson

Curtis Armstrong
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter (uncredited)

Anthony Edwards
Kip Hammett

Phill Lewis
Earnest Boy

Dan Schneider
Pessimistic Boy (uncredited)