
How I Got Into College
A horror story so intense, so barbaric, so frightening it will have you running for your local army recruiter.
High school senior Marlon Bowne is smitten with overachieving classmate Jessica Kailo. But, if he wants to have a shot with her, he'll have to find a way to get into Ramsey College, Jessica's top choice of schools. It won't be easy, since the college is highly selective and Marlon's grades are hardly impressive. That means the lovelorn teen will have to find a way to score high on the SATs and win over the college admissions committee.
Director Savage Steve Holland
Cast

Bruce Wagner
A

Larry Spinak
Startled Boy

Hope Marie Carlton
Game Show Hostess

Nicolas Coster
Dr. Phillip Jellinak, Sr.

Tom Kenny
B

Lisa Fuller
Game Show Hostess

Anthony Edwards
Kip Hammett

Richard Jenkins
Bill Browne

Bob Eubanks
Himself

Marlene Warfield
Librarian

Christopher Rydell
Oliver

Taylor Negron
Mailman

Phill Lewis
Earnest Boy

Charles Rocket
Leo Whitman

Phil Hartman
Bennedict, SAT Coach

Susan Krebs
Mrs. Wyler, Guidance Councilor

Richard Steven Horvitz
Young Energizer

Rebecca Ferratti
Game Show Hostess

Finn Carter
Nina Sachie

Brian Doyle-Murray
Coach Evans

Dee Booher
Herself

Juliet Sorci
Kiddie Koral Girl #2

Lara Flynn Boyle
Jessica Kailo

Bill Raymond
Flutter

O-Lan Jones
Sally O'Connor

Tichina Arnold
Vera Cook

Robert Ridgely
George Kailo

Gregg Binkley
Egghead

Stella Hall
Woman with Lasso

Curtis Armstrong
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter (uncredited)

Corey Parker
Marlon Browne

Edward Mehler
Astonished Boy

Dan Schneider
Pessimistic Boy (uncredited)

Diane Franklin
Sharon Browne

Fran Bennett
Mrs. Cook

Micole Mercurio
Betty Kailo

Bill Henderson
Detroit High School Coach

Nora Dunn
Francine Bauer, SAT Coach

Gary Owens
Sports Announcer

Philip Baker Hall
Dean Patterson

Adam Silbar
Phillip Jellinak, Jr.