
How I Got Into College
A horror story so intense, so barbaric, so frightening it will have you running for your local army recruiter.
High school senior Marlon Bowne is smitten with overachieving classmate Jessica Kailo. But, if he wants to have a shot with her, he'll have to find a way to get into Ramsey College, Jessica's top choice of schools. It won't be easy, since the college is highly selective and Marlon's grades are hardly impressive. That means the lovelorn teen will have to find a way to score high on the SATs and win over the college admissions committee.
Director Savage Steve Holland
Cast

Micole Mercurio
Betty Kailo

Phil Hartman
Bennedict, SAT Coach

Richard Steven Horvitz
Young Energizer

Robert Ridgely
George Kailo

Richard Jenkins
Bill Browne

Dan Schneider
Pessimistic Boy (uncredited)

Finn Carter
Nina Sachie

Hope Marie Carlton
Game Show Hostess

Charles Rocket
Leo Whitman

Tom Kenny
B

Anthony Edwards
Kip Hammett

Gary Owens
Sports Announcer

Bob Eubanks
Himself

Bruce Wagner
A

Edward Mehler
Astonished Boy

Rebecca Ferratti
Game Show Hostess

Lisa Fuller
Game Show Hostess

Corey Parker
Marlon Browne

Taylor Negron
Mailman

Marlene Warfield
Librarian

Curtis Armstrong
Arcadia Bible Academy Recruiter (uncredited)

Brian Doyle-Murray
Coach Evans

Larry Spinak
Startled Boy

Stella Hall
Woman with Lasso

Philip Baker Hall
Dean Patterson

Bill Henderson
Detroit High School Coach

Nora Dunn
Francine Bauer, SAT Coach

Gregg Binkley
Egghead

Dee Booher
Herself

Juliet Sorci
Kiddie Koral Girl #2

Susan Krebs
Mrs. Wyler, Guidance Councilor

Diane Franklin
Sharon Browne

Fran Bennett
Mrs. Cook

Bill Raymond
Flutter

O-Lan Jones
Sally O'Connor

Adam Silbar
Phillip Jellinak, Jr.

Christopher Rydell
Oliver

Tichina Arnold
Vera Cook

Nicolas Coster
Dr. Phillip Jellinak, Sr.

Phill Lewis
Earnest Boy

Lara Flynn Boyle
Jessica Kailo