Happy, Texas
Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
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Cast
David Shackelford
Varnel
Krista Lewis
Bank Teller (uncredited)
Keo Woolford
Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited)
Jeremy Northam
Harry Sawyer
M.C. Gainey
Bob Maslow
Michael Hitchcock
Steven
Steve Zahn
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
Ally Walker
Josephine "Joe" McClintock
Scarlett Pomers
Jency
Rance Howard
Ely
Illeana Douglas
Doreen Schaefer
Ron Perlman
Marshal Nalhober
Mo Gaffney
Mrs. Bromley
Paul Dooley
The Judge
Cassie Silva
Other Happy Girl
Tim Bagley
David
William H. Macy
Sheriff Chappy Dent