Cast
Sid Haig
Colonel Gorda
Sally Kellerman
Natasha Fatale
John Calvin
Harve
Anthony Newley
Sal Manelli
Alex Rocco
Sheldon Kaufman
Rance Howard
Polygraph Man
Joanna Lipari
Maid
James Gleason
Taxi Driver
Andrea Martin
Toots
John Candy
Kalishak
Arye Gross
Bellhop
John Travolta
Self
David Kagen
Gun Salesman
J. Jay Saunders
Agent Dan
Charles Martin Smith
Hotel Clerk
Larry Cedar
Mr. X / Willie
Dan Bradley
Cop
Vance Colvig Jr.
One-Eyed Man
Paxton Whitehead
Anton / Kreeger Paulovitch
Christopher Neame
Fearless Leader
June Foray
Autograph Woman
Jim Cummings
Microchip Narrator (voice)
Dave Thomas
Boris Badunov
John Voldstad
Passerby
Corey Burton
Narrator (voice)