Cast
Arye Gross
Bellhop
J. Jay Saunders
Agent Dan
John Travolta
Self
Andrea Martin
Toots
John Calvin
Harve
Paxton Whitehead
Anton / Kreeger Paulovitch
Christopher Neame
Fearless Leader
Jim Cummings
Microchip Narrator (voice)
Vance Colvig Jr.
One-Eyed Man
Dan Bradley
Cop
James Gleason
Taxi Driver
Sid Haig
Colonel Gorda
Alex Rocco
Sheldon Kaufman
Charles Martin Smith
Hotel Clerk
Sally Kellerman
Natasha Fatale
Larry Cedar
Mr. X / Willie
Joanna Lipari
Maid
Dave Thomas
Boris Badunov
John Candy
Kalishak
Anthony Newley
Sal Manelli
Corey Burton
Narrator (voice)
David Kagen
Gun Salesman
Rance Howard
Polygraph Man
June Foray
Autograph Woman
John Voldstad
Passerby