Spy Hard
All the action. All the women. Half the intelligence.
The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held.
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Cast
Clyde Kusatsu
Noggin
Rick Cramer
Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist
Leslie Nielsen
Dick Steele
Mr. T
Helicopter Pilot
Alexandra Paul
Woman in Murphy Bed
Curtis Armstrong
Pastry Chef
Thuy Trang
Manicurist
Katherine Moffat
Agent Moffat
Michael Berryman
Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask
Elya Baskin
Professor Ukrinsky
Charles Durning
The Director
Marcia Gay Harden
Miss Cheevus
Stephanie Romanov
Victoria / Barbara Dahl
Robert Guillaume
Agent Steve Bishop
Hulk Hogan
Steele's Other Tag Team Member
Roger Clinton Jr.
Agent Clinton
Esau McKnight
Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone
Alex Trebek
Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)
Ray Charles
Busdriver
Robert Culp
Businessman
Fabio
Fabio
Shari Shattuck
Stewardess
Downtown Julie Brown
Cigarette Girl
Taylor Negron
Painter
John Kassir
Rancor Guard at Intercom
Carlos Lauchu
Slice
Tina Arning
Dancer
Barry Bostwick
Norman Coleman
Carl Ciarfalio
Thug #1
John Ales
Kabul
Diane Klimaszewski
Twin #1
Kelly Lange
Kelly Lange
Andy Griffith
General Rancor
Talisa Soto
Desiree More
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Himself
Mason Gamble
McCluckey
Elaine Klimaszewski
Twin #2
Nicollette Sheridan
Veronique Ukrinsky
Keith Campbell
Thug #2
Joyce Brothers
Steele's Tag Team Member
Pat Morita
Brian, Waiter in Restaurant
Elizabeth Kaitan
Helicopter Ticket Agent
Brad Garrett
Short Rancor Guard (Voice)
Eddie Deezen
Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On