What a Mess!
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
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Cast
Pyotr Merkuryev
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Nina Alisova
Meloman
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Anatoly Kalmykov
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Aleksei Buldakov
Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Nonna Mordyukova
registry office employee
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Lyudmila Velikaya
Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Aleksey Yakubov
Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)
Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Marina Golub
Lyudmila Larionova
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Vladimir Gusev
General
Gennadiy Matveev
General
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Elena Bushueva
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Boris Smorchkov
General
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)