Cast
Dee Smart
Krystal
Johnathon Schaech
Teddy
Richard Moir
Reggie
Alan Finney
Barman
Julie Andrews
Maria von Trapp (archive footage) (uncredited)
Chelsea Brown
Maude
Kevin Copeland
Plato
Paul Mercurio
Midget
Tina Louise
Bella
Stephan Elliott
Truck Driver (uncredited)
Susie Porter
Angie
Peggy Wood
Mother Superior (archive footage) (uncredited)
Rod Taylor
Daddy-O
Felix Williamson
Jerome
Maggie Kirkpatrick
Ginger
Rachel Griffiths
Sylvia
Barry Humphries
Blind Wally