
The Statue
The face was his... the body was his... but suddenly — hello "Charlie"
Bolt, a British linguist, develops a universal language, so he's a sudden sensation and receives a Nobel prize. An ambitious diplomat, capitalizing on Bolt's celebrity, arranges for the U.S. to commission a statue for a London square to honor Bolt's achievement. Bolt's Italian wife, a renowned artist, sculpts an 18-foot nude of Bolt. In a pique, because he's neglected her for years to do his work, she gives the statue a spectacular phallus, telling Bolt that he wasn't its model. Thinking he's a cuckold, Bolt goes on a jealous search for a man matching the statue. The diplomat, too, wants changes in the statue to protect his conservative image. Can art and love reconcile?
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Cast

David Niven
Alex Bolt

Robert Vaughn
Ray Whiteley

Zoe Sallis
Mrs. Euston

John Cleese
Harry

Hugh Burden
Sir Geoffrey

Graham Chapman
News reader

Virna Lisi
Rhonda Bolt

Susan Travers
Mrs. Southwick

Mario Guizzardi
George French (uncredited)

Tim Brooke-Taylor
Hillcrest

Erik Chitty
Mouser

Derek Francis
Sanders

Desmond Walter-Ellis
Mr. Southwick