Ted

Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn Chanty Sok as Angelique Robin Hamilton as Female Newscaster Chris Everett as Wife Alexandra Creteau as Club Patron (uncredited) Ralph Garman as John's Dad Patrick Stewart as Narrator (voice) Robert Wu as Asian Man "Ming" Josh Duvendeck as Guy #1 Aedin Mincks as Robert John Viener as Alix Colton Shires as Teenage John Joel McHale as Rex Jessica Stroup as Tracy Chris Cox as Guy #2 Ted Danson as Ted Danson (uncredited) Seth MacFarlane as Ted (voice) Sam J. Jones as Sam Jones Giovanni Ribisi as Donny Bill Smitrovich as Frank Ginger Gonzaga as Gina Sarah Fischer as Sauvignon Blanc John Franchi as Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited) Norah Jones as Norah Jones Alex Borstein as John's Mom Melissa Ordway as Michelle Henry Penzi as Partygoer (Ted's Buddy) Olivia Jordan as Party Guest (uncredited) Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett Laura Vandervoort as Tanya Mike Henry as Southern Newscaster Mila Kunis as Lori Collins Matt Walsh as Thomas Tom Skerritt as Tom Skerritt Kristina Ellery as Heavenly Patrick Warburton as Guy Eric Weinstein as Stagehand Tara Strong as Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited) Ryan Reynolds as Jared (uncredited)

Michael Barrett Director of Photography Scott Rogers Stunt Coordinator, Second Unit Director Anthony "Ace" Thomas Choreographer Eddie Braun Stunts Anna Behlmer Sound Re-Recording Mixer Regis Harrington Stunts Alec Sulkin Screenplay Jason Clark Producer Eddie Yansick Stunts Kevin Scott Stunts Seth MacFarlane Screenplay, Director, Story, Producer Eric A. Norris Sound Effects Editor Jill Brown Stunts, Stunt Double Jørgen Klubien Storyboard Artist Sean Graham Stunts Phil Culotta Stunts Scott Stuber Producer Wellesley Wild Screenplay Bryce Burke Stunts Steve Budd Animation Debra McGuire Costume Design Luci Romberg Stunts Mickey Giacomazzi Stunts Crystal Dalman Stunts