Ted

John Viener as Alix Ryan Reynolds as Jared (uncredited) Sam J. Jones as Sam Jones Chris Everett as Wife Mila Kunis as Lori Collins Tara Strong as Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited) Norah Jones as Norah Jones Alex Borstein as John's Mom Laura Vandervoort as Tanya Giovanni Ribisi as Donny Robin Hamilton as Female Newscaster Sarah Fischer as Sauvignon Blanc Eric Weinstein as Stagehand Matt Walsh as Thomas Patrick Stewart as Narrator (voice) Tom Skerritt as Tom Skerritt Josh Duvendeck as Guy #1 Colton Shires as Teenage John Alexandra Creteau as Club Patron (uncredited) Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett Melissa Ordway as Michelle Chanty Sok as Angelique Mike Henry as Southern Newscaster Bill Smitrovich as Frank Chris Cox as Guy #2 Henry Penzi as Partygoer (Ted's Buddy) Olivia Jordan as Party Guest (uncredited) John Franchi as Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited) Aedin Mincks as Robert Joel McHale as Rex Robert Wu as Asian Man "Ming" Ginger Gonzaga as Gina Kristina Ellery as Heavenly Ted Danson as Ted Danson (uncredited) Ralph Garman as John's Dad Jessica Stroup as Tracy Seth MacFarlane as Ted (voice) Patrick Warburton as Guy Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn

Eddie Yansick Stunts Eddie Braun Stunts Scott Rogers Stunt Coordinator, Second Unit Director Anna Behlmer Sound Re-Recording Mixer Crystal Dalman Stunts Kevin Scott Stunts Luci Romberg Stunts Sean Graham Stunts Michael Barrett Director of Photography Wellesley Wild Screenplay Jason Clark Producer Debra McGuire Costume Design Scott Stuber Producer Eric A. Norris Sound Effects Editor Jill Brown Stunts, Stunt Double Seth MacFarlane Screenplay, Director, Producer, Story Alec Sulkin Screenplay Bryce Burke Stunts Regis Harrington Stunts Jørgen Klubien Storyboard Artist Steve Budd Animation Anthony "Ace" Thomas Choreographer Phil Culotta Stunts Mickey Giacomazzi Stunts