Cast
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Myles Ferguson
Johnny
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
Charles Andre
Medic
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
David Jacox
Bicyclist
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Stevie Vallance
Erma
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
Stuart Davidson
Kid
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Rick Pearce
Doorman
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
George Josef
Chef
Cylk Cozart
Barry
Aaron Joseph
Quincy
Richard Leacock
Walter
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Chris Turner
Bobby