Cast
Albie Woodington
Paul
Bob Geldof
Harry 'Flash' Gordon
Alun Armstrong
Blackpool Police Sergeant
Tony Scott
Danny
Stephen Churchett
TV Announcer
Ted Lowe
Commentator - Himself
Mark Jordon
Hooligan
Kenny Ireland
TV Director
Eric Richard
Poker Player
Jude Alderson
Girl
John Turner
Car Repossessor
Alison Steadman
Doreen
Phil Daniels
Terry
Kate Hardie
Sue
Prunella Gee
Interviewer
John Benfield
Contestant
Mel Smith
Billy Evans
Ron Cook
'The Wasp'
John Salthouse
Guest Commentator
John Blundell
Terry's Friend
Ian Dury
Teddy Bryant
Ray Winstone
Timmy
P.H. Moriarty
Mike the Throat
James Marcus
DC Fleming
Alfred Molina
DC Rogers