Cast
Sam Moses
Maitre D'
Tony Rosato
Pickup Truck Driver
Suzanne Somers
Abigail Adams
Douglas Campbell
Critchett Sr.
Robert Christie
Frances / Henry
Leslie Carlson
Marshal #2
Roscoe Lee Browne
Paxton
Catherine O'Hara
Audrey
Eugene Levy
Marty
Kate Lynch
Audrey Seltzer (uncredited)
Craig Russell
Talk Show Guest
Heath Lamberts
Mr. Farkus
David Perlmutter
Professor in Faculty Room
Michael Wincott
Peter
Jonathan Welsh
Critchett Jr.
Donald Sutherland
Roger Keller
Gary Reineke
Colonel
Patricia Collins
Mrs. Ralston
Saul Rubinek
Peter Braden (uncredited)
Lawrence Dane
Ralston
John Dehner
Senator
Maury Chaykin
Kanook
Derek McGrath
Gas Jockey
Angus MacInnes
Military Policeman #2
Dabney Coleman
Dickerson
Chief Dan George
Oscar
Sean McCann
Jake
David Steinberg
Talk Show Host
Joe Flaherty
Patrol Car Policeman #2