Cast
Marco Hofschneider
Hans
John Sencio
Alan
Francesca Lombardo
Dead Body on Couch
Brad Joseph Dubin
Paint Huffer
Flex Alexander
Trigger
Udo Kier
Vincent
Richard Elfman
Cop with Doughnut
Boris Lee Krutonog
Concierge
John Fleck
Trick
Peter Lucas
The Count's Henchman
Natasha Gregson Wagner
Nico
Craig Ferguson
Richard
Conchata Ferrell
Wanda, Nico's Mother
Robert Peters
Cop #1
Rod Steiger
Dr. Frederick Van Helsing
Natasha Lyonne
Rachel
Michelle Csitos
Ulrike Monster Vampire
Kim Cattrall
Ulrike
Natalya Andreychenko
Panthia
Gabriel Casseus
Time Bomb
Casper Van Dien
Dallas
Elizabeth Sampson
Frida Van Helsing
Robert Pastorelli
The Count
Victor Togunde
Soda Pop
Brent Briscoe
George, Nico's Stepfather
Rick Cramer
Cop #2