Cast
Roberto Lombardi
Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man
Edward X. Young
Whitman
Isaac Williams
Hotel Caretaker
Lemmy Kilmister
Self
Julie Anne Prescott
Vampire
Justin Silverman
Big Boss / Slick Meister
Happy Goldsplatt
Theater patron
Genoveva Rossi
Gen
Alessandra Ameen
Jo Anna Van Thuyne
Ron Jeremy
Crackwood Pastor
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert
Andrew W.K.
Theater Voice
Yelena Sabel
Crack Whore
Lloyd Kaufman
Adolph Hitler