Jane Austen's Mafia!
See it early. Avoid the mob.
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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Cast
Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)
Jason Davis
Geno
James Costa
Immigration Thug
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey
Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player
Pat Harvey
Newscaster
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Joe Viterelli
Clamato
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein