Jane Austen's Mafia!
See it early. Avoid the mob.
After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.
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Cast
Florence Griffith Joyner
Running Woman (uncredited)
Isabel Sanford
Louise Jefferson (uncredited)
Tony Lo Bianco
Marzoni
Blake Hammond
Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Joe Viterelli
Clamato
Deep Roy
Small Hitman (uncredited)
Billy Burke
Joey Cortino
Seth Adkins
Tiny Anthony
Anthony Crivello
Luigi Cortino
Gerald Emerick
Guess the Number Player
Carol Ann Susi
Clamato's Wife
Marisol Nichols
Carla
Martin Charles Warner
Jimmy Big Features
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Nurse
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (uncredited)
Louis Mandylor
Middle Aged Vincenzo
Richard Abraham
Evil Priest
Jason Davis
Geno
T.J. Cannata
The Boy Diane
Don Bovingloh
Funeral Priest
Pat Harvey
Newscaster
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
Sherman Hemsley
George Jefferson (uncredited)
Christina Applegate
Diane Steen
Vincent Pastore
Gorgoni
Gregory Sierra
Bonifacio
Sofia Milos
Young Sophia
Jay Mohr
Anthony Cortino
Frank Birney
Wedding Priest
Pamela Gidley
Pepper Gianini
Olympia Dukakis
Sophia
Don Cornelius
Don Cornelius (uncredited)
Lloyd Bridges
Vincenzo Cortino
Jason Fuchs
Young Vincenzo
Andreas Katsulas
Narducci
Sebastian Aza
Young Joey
Joseph R. Sicari
Rizzo
James Costa
Immigration Thug