Cast
Bill Jenkins
Mr. Perry
Luke Wilson
Ben
Piper Mackenzie Harris
Amber Perry
Preston Vanderslice
Kyle
Dan Braverman
Cab Driver
Drew Waters
Stripper Cop #1
Rachael Leigh Cook
Haley
Drew Fuller
Billy
Edrick Browne
Stripper Cop #2
Ryan Dunn
Griswold
Shirly Brener
Laura
Niki Spiridakos
Nikolina
Andy Dick
Freddy
Jessica Simpson
Katie
Ritchie Montgomery
Mr. Carruthers
Karen Y. McClain
Betty
Matty Cardarople
Mailroom Worker
Julius Washington
Lobby Security
Kelvin Payton
Waiter
Paul T. Taylor
Bald Guy
Paul Sampson
Ivan
Larry Miller
Richard Connelly
Willie Nelson
Pap Paw
Penny Marshall
Bolo Executive
Matthew Walker
Angry Priest (as Matt Walker)
Penelope Ann Miller
Debra
Paul Vogt
Floyd